Gessel On…

• Happy Canadians #
• Study: for 13% of women suffering Restless Genital Syndrome (ReGS) light static pressure induced uninhibited and repeated orgasm during exam #
• Located at the mothership. http://myloc.me/4nmHj #
• Singularity U: Robots don't kill people, programmers kill people. #
• At halcion with singularity U http://myloc.me/4wIEk #
• Oh canada: capture, store losslessly, and post processing 1 petabyte per second. Constantly. Privacy is dead. http://myloc.me/4wLjc #

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• Happy Canadians #
• Study: for 13% of women suffering Restless Genital Syndrome (ReGS) light static pressure induced uninhibited and repeated orgasm during exam #
• Located at the mothership. http://myloc.me/4nmHj #
• Singularity U: Robots don't kill people, programmers kill people. #
• At halcion with singularity U http://myloc.me/4wIEk #
• Oh canada: capture, store losslessly, and post processing 1 petabyte per second. Constantly. Privacy is dead. http://myloc.me/4wLjc #

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• Back in la. Home for about 36 hours this fortnight. Hate leaving SF on a sunny day, but better to LA than Guelph in winter. #
• Nice volvo S80 from hertz today in LA, but it won't read any of my media! http://tweetphoto.com/12209194 #
• Free DC Premiere Gittoes' Miscreants of Talliwood tonight @ 8pm @ Letelier 3251 Prospect St. NW 202-338-5835 Q&A w dir http://is.gd/96mgJ #
• Carolyn's DCA apartment is too convenient: woke up at 4:00, waiting at gate for flight to YYZ by 4:40. DCA>>IAD. http://myloc.me/4ai2F #
• Acceleration slidewalk at YYZ is OPEN. Whee! #
• Watching Canadian women win gold in bobsled in a Canadian bar drinking Canadian beer. They are somewhat improbably hot, sexy, and flirty. #
• This doesn't look promising… http://tweetphoto.com/12600560 #
• Overheard, one FA to another, re a guitar being fit into an overstuffed closet: "because we don't want to end up on a youtube video." #
• US7669123 Prior (8/06) art please: social network+monitored activities+news about activity+link to participate+privacy/not everyone can see #
• Gaylords coffee http://tweetphoto.com/12786382 #

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• Back in la. Home for about 36 hours this fortnight. Hate leaving SF on a sunny day, but better to LA than Guelph in winter. #
• Nice volvo S80 from hertz today in LA, but it won't read any of my media! http://tweetphoto.com/12209194 #
• Free DC Premiere Gittoes' Miscreants of Talliwood tonight @ 8pm @ Letelier 3251 Prospect St. NW 202-338-5835 Q&A w dir http://is.gd/96mgJ #
• Carolyn's DCA apartment is too convenient: woke up at 4:00, waiting at gate for flight to YYZ by 4:40. DCA>>IAD. http://myloc.me/4ai2F #
• Acceleration slidewalk at YYZ is OPEN. Whee! #
• Watching Canadian women win gold in bobsled in a Canadian bar drinking Canadian beer. They are somewhat improbably hot, sexy, and flirty. #
• This doesn't look promising… http://tweetphoto.com/12600560 #
• Overheard, one FA to another, re a guitar being fit into an overstuffed closet: "because we don't want to end up on a youtube video." #
• US7669123 Prior (8/06) art please: social network+monitored activities+news about activity+link to participate+privacy/not everyone can see #
• Gaylords coffee http://tweetphoto.com/12786382 #

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• Said goodbye to @phragments in SFO lot today as she is flying Delta… #
• New hertz neverlost. Touchscreen! No more 1990s video game high score. http://tweetphoto.com/11601346 #
• Off to ORD then YYZ from 70 and sunny LAX. Temp shock test http://myloc.me/3VcCP #
• RT @danuyemura: It's nice there are other non koolaide drinking peeps out there: foursquare is worthless. #pleaserobme.com #
• I h8 the old TED planes. http://myloc.me/3VfL5 #
• Corolla? Hertz YYZ does not meet Hz LAX standards. Maybe the gas pedal will stick… http://myloc.me/3VVnE #
• Amazing approach to LGA: right down Manhattan low enough to see people on the streets, left at new red skyscraper. #
• Just saw Miscreants of Talliwood at MOMA NY: excellent and powerful. George gives amazing Q&A. See if interested in .af or .pk #
• Home at SFO with @phragments. Long week… #

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• No matter how dirty your eyes feel after browsing 4chan, do not wash them with dr bronner's. Another hour of http://tweetphoto.com/10726195 #
• Wow, chemical peel for my cornea. My eye will look decades younger. But for the next week dr says "it is going to hurt. A lot." I like her. #
• Dr. Looking at eye with slit lamp: "wow…wow." "Is that a good wow or a bad one?" "Really bad." I like these people. Very cool. #
• Whip It showing UAL EB now. Saw at TIFF; top 10 of 2009. Smashly Simpson/Drew Barrymore FTW. Julliete Lewis: sexiest actress evar. NBK #
• Accelerated slidewalk is running at YYZ! http://tweetphoto.com/11015049 #
• It's Tops is the tops. #
• It's Tops is the tops. http://myloc.me/3NaJv #

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• Cool… Some twit named THCx auto-me-followed them. That's a powerful twitter hack. http://myloc.me/3psGW #
• DOH! http://tweetphoto.com/10186836 #
• Walking to work today. In LA. Go figure. http://myloc.me/3rg5R #
• Hundreds of people around the world took part in the homeopathic "overdose" on Saturday. No one died. http://bit.ly/axdTf2 #
• Fleeing snowmageddon along with the rest and @phragments. Go plane go, before the now empty skies are a pure white blinding blizzard. Again #
• Lord Lucas ROCKS! http://www.digitalwrong.org/?p=70 #
• RT @UnitedAirlines: Expect limited DC Metro service due to snowfall; http://tinyurl.com/yaxu9cb @banasidhe #snowpocalypse #

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• Off to LA again after way too short night. http://myloc.me/3chRw #
• Yay hertz, thanks for the c300 again. Much better than the navigator. http://myloc.me/3cv5h #
• This is full of win http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUDmI9RT8Z8 4chan touches America's Top Model. Excellent Analysis by Know Your Meme #
• Yay East Oakland! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FO0QVnUPEew #
• WTF? My flight UAL ORD-YYZ is sched to leave at 9:32, boarding starts 9:12. Got to gate at 9:15. Plane full, had to gate check from 1st #
• Wow, hertz YYZ is really lame compared to LAX. "Sorry, I have your reservation but no cars. I have 1 yaris and a minivan at the garage." #
• Grand Caravan! FTW! Now, off to the minimall to pick up MILFs. It has a 30GB HD built in. WOOt http://myloc.me/3eYa3 #
• At democamp guelph. Go Guelph! #
• Berryblab.com author demoing says: yah, the iPhone is pretty cool… If you're a girl. #
• http://www.democampguelph.com/ go figure… Like dorkbot, but no fire. http://myloc.me/3gr8w #
• Oh Canada! It is always snowing in canada. And bonus commute from guelph to waterloo. http://tweetphoto.com/9813535 #
• Meta: http://suicidemachine.org/ #
• 14 degrees is the high today in guelph. Good time to go home. #
• http://twitpic.com/10cd8h – Very cold and very snowy in guelph – it was fun being in a real blizzard. #
• http://twitpic.com/10cddq – Just for lolz, ran out into snow naked. Not much contrast with "winter tan" #
• http://twitpic.com/10cdie – Amazing! Saw a snow leopard prowling around in blizzard. #
• http://twitpic.com/10cdoh – You can totally tell the leopard is looking at me and thinking "I can haz cheezeburger?" #
• YYZ to ORD via the OTHER maple leaf lounge! #
• Security takes about an hour at YYZ now. Stick hands down pants, submit for mass spectrography. OK, nothing but crotch funk, you pass. #
• Two women in lounge spent entire visit complaining about how gross process was, thought crotch funk would be transferred to their stuff. #
• http://twitpic.com/10dl6i – Oops, sorry about the NSF snow pic – censored version. still very snowy in Canada. #
• http://twitpic.com/10dl7g – Oops, sorry about the NSF snow pic – censored version. still very snowy in Canada. #
• Finally home with @phragments and maybe my luggage. It's Tops waiting… http://myloc.me/3kHoO #
• Whee. Had to check luggage at YYZ. @UnitedAirlines left it at ORD, of course. 3rd time this year and still Jan. http://myloc.me/3kJ2K in reply to UnitedAirlines #
• Nice day for a walk in the cemetary with @phragments. http://tweetphoto.com/10028127 #

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• Whee. Weather makes flying fun. Heavy rain in sf. Thanks @phragments for the upgrade cert. http://myloc.me/300VH #
• Oh noe, not ANOTHER black navigator. Oh Hertz… At least it isn't a towncar. http://tweetphoto.com/9029583 #
• Gangstagrass thumpin in the black rental Navigator. Just seems right. http://tweetphoto.com/9045684 #
• Giant thunderbolt in santa monica… Very odd… http://myloc.me/31Jb1 #
• Lightning freaks these SoCal people right out. http://myloc.me/31JZR #
• Code Bravo! Excitement at TSA checkpoint. B must be pretty minor. http://myloc.me/33HMH #
• RT @Emergency_In_SF: URGENT: NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE HAS ISSUED A TORNADO WARNING FOR SANTA CLARA AND SANTA CRUZ COUNTIES. weather fun! #
• It's Tops! http://myloc.me/33Vuf #
• Best part of travel. http://tweetphoto.com/9189103 #
• RT @Emergency_In_SF: State of Emergency: 5 CA counties (including SF) have been declared in "states of emergency" due to winter storms. #
• Ok for home defense, but… http://tweetphoto.com/9304095 #
• Sometimes only a minigun will do http://tweetphoto.com/9308875 #
• Mmmm… It's Tops again. This time in from LV with @phragments. http://myloc.me/37Ebd #

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• ((Starship Troopers + Dances With Wolves + The Lion King + Bryce^3 + (Lord of the Rings)^-1) * Jar Jar Binks) + Sigourney Weaver = Avatar #
• Trying new EB flight path suggested by @phragments: last flight to ORD, AM connect to ET destinations. Like redeye but w/ 5 hrs in real bed. #
• Damnit. Oven isn't working so my nuts are cold. Hate that. http://myloc.me/2NhKd #
• Morons at crowne plaza ORD have totally useless VM and if you dial enough rndom nums to get front desk, cant give dirs to own shuttle. FAIL. #
• ORD B6 RCC redesign is an improvement. Lots of outlets. http://myloc.me/2NxJR #
• OMG!! I haz found the user's guide to the WHOLE internet in my hotel room! Only 2 pages! Skip to chapter on 4C http://tweetphoto.com/8555117 #
• Transport Canada has effectively killed CA-US travel. Nice work! no lines, fast wifi at the
  Lounge. Response does what terrorism can't. #
• Wow most polite, most efficient screening yet: RCMP WIN. Plus who doesn't love a quick reacharound? Concourse empty Travel dead Canada Fail. #
• Plus the female half of my RCMP pair looked very, very good in body armor. Now to kill the hour allocated to screening, which took 5 min. #
• 2 new mm-wave "naked scanners" at term 2 YYZ but no lines: not us customs, nor security, nor 2nd search/fondle. No carry-on still annoying. #
• Yay @unitedairlines lost my priority tagged bag from YYZ to jfk. Meeting tomorrow naked. BS YYZ rules mean I have nothing. #
• Terorrists exploit allergic response. Trivial bite triggers anaphlactic shock, kills US economy. http://myloc.me/2Q9YB #
• Warning!! UAL RCC at LAX warning. After the refurb (to hospital style pale green) men's and women's rooms have been swapped. Look b4 peeing #
• And, not just new toilets, but btand new hz busses in la. Mmm new bus smell (really). http://tweetphoto.com/8716912 #
• Attending Joe Davis' lecture at the California NANOSystems Institute auditorium. #rubisco #aliens http://myloc.me/2UCUx #
• I like a rental car with inflation advice for 100+ speeds. http://tweetphoto.com/8806955 #
• "Every drop counts". Nowhere more true than on a urinal. Thanks for the reminder, Toto. http://myloc.me/2V2dt #
• http://tweetphoto.com/8811967 #

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