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Monday, November 19, 2007

Morons and Mysticism

Reposting things, especially from Wired, is not something I’m inclined to do but the commentary following this article so clearly illustrates the emerging idiocracy that I couldn’t resist. I am always astonished when someone apparently bright enough to type can believe in superstition. I shouldn’t be, I suppose…

What is it about scientific method that escapes people?

Then again, maybe this avid readership is why I let my subscription lapse after the first year…

posted at 12:22:11 more on... funny, politics  

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Watch Out George!

This is the rather amusing warning sticker on a Segway. Is it there because a certain president forgot to turn his on?

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posted at 21:56:33 more on... funny, odd, photo  

Saturday, November 10, 2007

Poopin’ and Flushin’

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I never noticed these fine instructions before. How to use the toilet.
  1. Poop.
  2. Flush.
Note that airplane toilets do not have standing water in them, the bowl is empty until you fill it up in step 1. Note also that in step 2 the user is disposing of a rather large volume of dark fluid. Perhaps the turbulence that is making waves caused some gastric distress. In any event, at least I now know that funny seat in the little private room on the plane is really for.
This is such a bizarre pictogram that I wouldn’t be surprised if it was added after the aircraft was manufactured by someone unoffical. Whoever designed it is brilliant.
posted at 12:00:15 more on... funny, odd, photo, planes  

Sunday, November 4, 2007

Nerds in Lucca

This past weekend there was a Comics and Games convention in Lucca. The plazas had been filled with giant tents, all packed to bursting with eager, sweaty young people with an unnatural fascination for fantasy. Some were amusing, and many people had clearly devoted a lot of their lives to their costumes, but in the end it seemed the biggest celebrity was the police Lambroghini.
It was a fun few hours walking around the tents and looking at the comics, but the best part was taking the train to Lucca from Borgo. It is only 20 minutes each way and less than $2. One walks into town through the old walls. All very picturesque and very beautiful, even when mobbed by kids in strange anime costumes.

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posted at 09:00:18 more on... funny, photo, places, travel  

Saturday, November 3, 2007

Italian Public Sculpture

It is far better than anything one finds in the states.

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This well-breasted woman is one of four in Bologna.

posted at 16:00:30 more on... funny, photo, places, travel  

Monday, October 22, 2007

Strange weekend

We had some people over for dinner and each had their own strange brush
with law enforcement.

At the last minute we invited one of Carolyn’s friends to join us. He was
going to be an hour late or so, but planned to join us as soon as he got
his car back.

He arrived first.

One couple was coming over but we got a call from them shortly before we
expected them: they were robbed while they were out earlier in the day and
needed to figure out what was missing. In the end our friend Liisa came
over as soon as she could but her husband didn’t feel comfortable leaving
the house. Turns out it was some young kids in the neighborhood that have
been breaking into various houses in their neighborhood. They might end up
being very unhappy over their choice of targets thanks to her husband’s
connections to the OPD through his time in Iraq.

Another friend rang the door just about when he was supposed to, but
moments before his bag was stolen out of his car. He saw the house the
kids ran into and wanted to run over to get it. Knowing the gun ownership
rate in Oakland, I called the police first and they arrived in minutes and
went over with him. It turned into a huge production with various
residents covering for each other, lying, getting cuffed, police dogs…
in the end they couldn’t do anything but the OPD were really helpful and
sympathetic and professional. I was very impressed.

The last friend, the one who ended up first, he had to leave early because
he had to bail his friend out of jail in the morning.
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posted at 18:00:30 more on... odd  

Monday, October 22, 2007

EAT VULVA AT THE DEN RCC

A theme?

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(The Red Carpet Club in Denver)

posted at 17:00:15 more on... funny, odd, photo, planes, travel  

Saturday, October 6, 2007

One very tired fish, a bit overdue to be soup.

Very tired fish

Cambridge Fishy… Fishy fishy fishy…

Oh shit! It’s mr. Creosote! Play dead.

posted at 18:45:15 more on... funny, photo  

Monday, October 1, 2007

Stupid

Wtf is spill resistant to 60 cc?

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posted at 23:28:51 more on... funny, photo  

Thursday, September 27, 2007

EAT vulva at the SFO RCC

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posted at 01:05:15 more on... funny, photo, planes, travel  
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