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Friday, January 18, 2008

Town Car

Totally randomly Hertz gave me a Lincoln Town Car instead of the Taurus I rented. Why? I do not know, but as I was wearing a long black coat and leather gloves for the weather, everyone assumed I was Carolyn’s driver. The car is really set up for a driver - the back has more room than the front, the door release button locks and unlocks on the back doors and there are no cup holders. And the engine sounds like Bender wheezing in that episode where Farnsworth made him human

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posted at 18:00:27 more on... films, funny, photo, rental cars  

Friday, January 18, 2008

Freeze That Poop.

Wasn’t this a movie? Why could anyone think this is a good idea? Could it really make life all that much easier to freeze dog shit before you pick it up? Is the idea that, once the poop is frozen, that you don’t need a plastic bag for it? You can just pocket the frozen turd and go about your day, as long as it isn’t too hot out? Or is this for people who’s dogs have eaten too much cheese? Or is the idea that you’d freeze the poop and leave it - a frosty poo is more visible and at least for an hour or so while it thaws. This might warrant a test with the LN2 I have at home…

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posted at 18:00:20 more on... funny, reviews  

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Philadelphia Pricing

Philadelphia’s paper is the most explicit I’ve ever seen. Prices range from $90-$100 for a 30 minute blowjob or handjob (I’d think the former a better deal) or $150 for sex. Looks like a mid-day bargain is available for $125 for sex. Why isn’t every city like this?

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posted at 03:00:21 more on... funny, odd, photo, places, travel  

Sunday, December 30, 2007

Super tape!

The antenna module on my PHL to IAD flight was held on with masking tape. It must be the best tape ever! I want some.

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posted at 13:00:18 more on... funny, photo, planes, travel  

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Kansas…

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In the parking lot here in Overland Park,KS I saw this Blues Brothers mobile. Oddly, an automation engineer sitting near where I was working in RDU was talking about the Blues Brothers just earlier tonight. And, even more oddly, my rental car was a… Crowne Vic! Amazing!

posted at 01:05:45 more on... odd, photo, places, travel  

Saturday, November 24, 2007

Mmm. Eel

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posted at 18:00:17 more on... odd, photo  

Monday, November 19, 2007

Morons and Mysticism

Reposting things, especially from Wired, is not something I’m inclined to do but the commentary following this article so clearly illustrates the emerging idiocracy that I couldn’t resist. I am always astonished when someone apparently bright enough to type can believe in superstition. I shouldn’t be, I suppose…

What is it about scientific method that escapes people?

Then again, maybe this avid readership is why I let my subscription lapse after the first year…

posted at 12:22:11 more on... funny, politics  

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Watch Out George!

This is the rather amusing warning sticker on a Segway. Is it there because a certain president forgot to turn his on?

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posted at 21:56:33 more on... funny, odd, photo  

Saturday, November 10, 2007

Poopin’ and Flushin’

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I never noticed these fine instructions before. How to use the toilet.
  1. Poop.
  2. Flush.
Note that airplane toilets do not have standing water in them, the bowl is empty until you fill it up in step 1. Note also that in step 2 the user is disposing of a rather large volume of dark fluid. Perhaps the turbulence that is making waves caused some gastric distress. In any event, at least I now know that funny seat in the little private room on the plane is really for.
This is such a bizarre pictogram that I wouldn’t be surprised if it was added after the aircraft was manufactured by someone unoffical. Whoever designed it is brilliant.
posted at 12:00:15 more on... funny, odd, photo, planes  

Sunday, November 4, 2007

Nerds in Lucca

This past weekend there was a Comics and Games convention in Lucca. The plazas had been filled with giant tents, all packed to bursting with eager, sweaty young people with an unnatural fascination for fantasy. Some were amusing, and many people had clearly devoted a lot of their lives to their costumes, but in the end it seemed the biggest celebrity was the police Lambroghini.
It was a fun few hours walking around the tents and looking at the comics, but the best part was taking the train to Lucca from Borgo. It is only 20 minutes each way and less than $2. One walks into town through the old walls. All very picturesque and very beautiful, even when mobbed by kids in strange anime costumes.

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posted at 09:00:18 more on... funny, photo, places, travel  
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