Gessel On…

For reasons some people don’t understand, I think ceiling cat is pretty funny. Since my stray cats aren’t very good at behaving I made a paper one using a pattern from tubby paws. Now Ceiling Cat is watching. The best part is I’m the only one who notices.

I think I need to install camera’s in ceiling cat’s eyes… new project.

type “is ” into the Google search bar in FireFox and you get:

“why” is even funnier

I’ve always wondered why I can’t own a Canadian… thanks Google!

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Looks like the latest update of Motorola Phone Tools wasn’t quite ready to ship…

Oh please Oh Please

How to use the toilet on the plane:

1 poop 2 flush

CCFLs are a great source of light: more efficient area lights than LEDs and better CRI too and affordable but…

They are not heat lamps.

Note that this CCFL was installed in a hotel bathroom in the heat lamp fixture, operated by the heat lamp timer. You step out of the shower, crank the timer knob and get a nice blast of cool bluish light.

Reminiscent of the apocryphal first “bug” I opened up my old laptop and saw some ants crawling out of it.

and then more.

and more.

So I got the vacuum and started sucking them up.

And more.

and more.

So I took out the battery and found something that actually startled me. Kind of like the Alien’s den in miniature.

Amazingly the computer booted fine.

For the first time in my computer history I used Raid ON my computer rather than configuring RAID in my computer.

Oh Hai, This my cat fud bag. Get ur own.

Modeled after the forward-thinking Safe Haven Program in Nebraska where you can drop off unwanted children rather than having an abortion up to age 16, in Portugal you take your kids for a long walk on a short parapet at the local castle.